there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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