I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
organizing the empties. That sober.
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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