she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
