I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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