Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
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