I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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