I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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