just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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