She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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