Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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