that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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