I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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