Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
this will be a night to untag.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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