Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Everything about him screamed your future.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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