do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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