My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Randomize
