I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
why do cheetos always look like penises
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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