I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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