Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
operation harelip BJ is a go
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Can you bring me the toilet please
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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