Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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