I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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