She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
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Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
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