its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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