Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
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best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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