I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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