I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?