This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
and she was petting her beer can
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Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
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The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day