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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.

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• (631): View more from New York

  there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.

  (850): View more from Florida

  This has already gotten way out of hand

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.

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• (415): View more from California

  The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.

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