Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(815): View more from Illinois

This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.

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(607): View more from New York

Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes

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(727): View more from Florida

and she was petting her beer can

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.

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(513): View more from Ohio

My booty call just moved 2 min from my house

(1-513): View more from Ohio

This has pregnancy written all over it

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(631): View more from New York

found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day

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