Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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