Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
