You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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