Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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