I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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