I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
We just shotgunned beers for America
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
