So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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