Joe is yelling at the trees again.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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