I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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