I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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