The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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