They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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