I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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