His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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