New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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