did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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