I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Just pee around me
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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