Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
