it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
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whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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