I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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