There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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