she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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