is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
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How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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