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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  i'm going to rape that little man

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  omg not your brother

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

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