Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.