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  She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.

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  That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Were you drinking last night?

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  Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  His name was toto. That should have been my red flag

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