Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
