dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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