our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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