maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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