I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
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