The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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