My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
