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Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now

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But I don't think guys love me

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(810): Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now (810): But I don't think guys love me http://tfl.nu/t9jt

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How drunk are you??

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I'm flawless.

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(860): How drunk are you?? (732): I'm flawless. http://tfl.nu/mygo

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Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.

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(914): Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people. http://tfl.nu/31i5

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so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic

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(480): so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic http://tfl.nu/3cem

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I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?

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(716): I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays? http://tfl.nu/wnqx

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?

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story of my life.

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(717): do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were? (224): story of my life. http://tfl.nu/syxz

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Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.

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(914): Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive. http://tfl.nu/oqgn

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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.

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(503): Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out. http://tfl.nu/zwrd

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I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight

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(713): I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight http://tfl.nu/pekh

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so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards

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(301): so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards http://tfl.nu/20k7

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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.

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(847): As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave. http://tfl.nu/cfsr

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Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?

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(202): Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry? http://tfl.nu/phvz

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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian

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(204): Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian http://tfl.nu/540t

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Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf

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(781): Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf http://tfl.nu/hqdc

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Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

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(407): Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs. http://tfl.nu/cd83

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