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(206): View more from Washington

remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?

(206): View more from Washington

neither do i

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(719): View more from Colorado

I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.

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(614): View more from Ohio

she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

he even offered to make my bed in the morning.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.

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(914): View more from New York

I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list

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(315): View more from New York

some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.

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(631): View more from New York

I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT

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