Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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